junk-drop:

friskylittlebaby-deactivated202:

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎🏎

Bring the whole train set into bed, idc

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loot1000:

Look me in my eyes when we fuck

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phoneus:

gurosuggestion:

I want silence from you. I don’t even want to hear you breathe. The only thing I want from you is to feel you writhing underneath me, with my fingers against your throat.

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bowling-with-skulls:

plaguedocboi:

plague-masks-n-mushrooms:

plaguedocboi:

*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*

*emits a cloud of toxic spores*

Well there’s no need to be dramatic

i physically had to draw this

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carpethedamndiem:

Tina Maria Elena, Water Me no. 1

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thexfiles:

when you get validation and reassurance

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exceptionals:

me: hey
friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up
me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu

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I’m a slut for beautiful sunsets and the stars

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funnytwittertweets:

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barackobamas:

the box says “four servings” but my heart says one

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sapphireclawe:

segasister:

nonbinary-dean-winchester:

shirecorn:

aphorisnt:

shirecorn:

syberfire117:

shirecorn:

hamptercatapult:

dracophile:

xelayxes:

xelayxes:

dankmemeuniversity:

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

I have drawn him….
The High Geologist

Can’t believe he’s ace

He is now
And here’s the photo evidence:

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

the high geologist has ascended

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

I love this too much.

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scalestails:

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